The Babysitter

Activity description: Welcome to Reverse Psychology, the Frasier E. Roche podcast where we go backwards through every episode of the show. Tonight, we are covering Season 11, Episode 4, The Babysitter, which originally aired on October 7, 2003. Is this our last chance to hang out with this show's best character? We'll find out. I'm your host, Curtis Schock. Joining me as always, it's a resident upside downer, it's Ryan Sansone. Curtis, I'm excited to be here, ready to babysit Brad as always. Also with us today is our prescription cheese user, Bradley Kirkston. That's me! Thank you so much for having me for another episode. I've been dreaming about this moment my whole life. Don't worry, buddy, it won't be long. And joining us as a special guest, it's our friend, Vitaly Steert. Yo, yo. Classic intro. Vitaly.

Question: I was thinking for you guys, what is the what's an appropriate how low would you go and how old would you go for the dating world? My range on the dating apps right now is twenty four to forty seven. Response context: Is it? All right, guys. So I got a real question for you. Yeah, please. So this episode centralizes around Frazier and his dad going for the same woman. Correct. Yeah. I mean, something feels not above board there, right? I was thinking for you guys, what is the what's an appropriate how low would you go and how old would you go for the dating world? Great. I could definitely start with this one. You should definitely start with this one. Yeah, because I'm the only one. I mean, I shouldn't say that. I have a feeling I'm the only one that's still on the dating apps. I don't want to make assumptions. Let's just assume that's true. Yeah. And that's probably fair. Right now, my dating my dating range and I just checked it is. And for the record, I'm OK with revealing my age. I'm currently 34. I'm actually 34 and five months. That's important. And Todd, we're so old. Absolutely not important. Well, so this means mathematically the appropriate age for you would be what? The whole half plus seven. Yes. So so the range. That would be what? Twenty seven would be the youngest you could go from that one math. Assuming that we all accept that math problem. Your math was so far off. It was really bad. I'm sorry. Sorry. Wait, it's half my age. Twenty four. Twenty four. There you go. So my I wasn't that far off for a math major. You are wasn't a math major. You're whatever I tell you, you are. I guess I guess for a math major. Yes, that would have been very bad. My range on the dating apps right now is twenty four to forty seven. So you. Oh, so that's why you were very. That's why it's very important that I was wrong, because otherwise you would have been uncouth. Yes. Thank you. Twenty four to forty seven. There's no way. Twenty four is your lowest number. No, it is. It is. Twenty four. I mean, it's that's mathematically the case. It's on the bottom edge. You wrote that line. Technically, I don't know if you did the math. You could go higher. You go all the way up to, I think, fifty four if you wanted. I could. Do you want to bump up the numbers now? See if you get some some bites on the call. Sure. Let's do it. Final phrase attribution: Who says the passage beginning “My range on the dating apps right now is twenty four to forty seven.”?: Brad

Choice: discourseRole: future podcast proposal and revision; clauses: We're going to pitch and then shoot hippopotamus's butthole, the podcast. With Brad, Ryan, and Curtis. And we discuss what a hippopotamus's butthole looks like. No, that's not what it's going to. It's going to be a dramedy. About a hippopotamus's butthole. And we're not going to explain what it would look like. Final phrase attribution: Who gives the prompt beginning “But, Curtis, idea for a new podcast.”?: Ryan; Who says “We're going to pitch and then shoot hippopotamus's butthole, the podcast.”?: Ryan; Who changes the proposed podcast into a dramedy?: Ryan

Activity description: Could I actually, before we end the show, can I actually give an apology? Yeah, please. For what? To whom? Hopefully me. I would like to give an apology to my co-hosts for bringing the worst possible guest ever in the history of the show. What do you mean? Oh, is someone here? Is it not just the third of us? Thank you. I apologize to my guests for that one. Your guest or us? For my host, sorry. Do you think we're the guests? Do you think me and Curtis are the guests? I apologize to my co-hosts for the lack of... Don't promote yourself to co-hosts. Yeah, are you a co-host? I would like to apologize to my other panelists and hosts for bringing the worst... You were a guest. Yeah, apology absolutely not accepted for the record. Well, that's going to do it for us. Thanks to Kevin for our theme music. Thank you for listening. Probably the best if you don't bother us on the TikToks and the Instas, but you can if you want, Reverse Psych Pod. You don't need to email us, reversepsychpod at gmail.com. But if you do, that's where we can get our questions. I'd say no threat of that this week. Not even a little. Please, we do better other drinks. Subscribe, rate, review. Oh, don't do that. I'll do any of that tonight. Actually, do not rate this one. Yeah, well, I mean... You can leave a bad review. Just make sure it's a five-star bad review. For myself, for Ryan, for Brad, and I guess for VIT, Mediocre Dusk. That's a good way to describe VIT. Wait, did you plan that, Curtis? What?

Activity description: Okay, who's beeping? What? Sounds like somebody's getting, like, emails or something. Yeah, I heard it too. Oh, I thought that was my phone disconnecting. Brad, what are you doing? No, I thought it was your phone disconnecting. It was my phone disconnecting. You thought it was my phone disconnecting. It was my phone disconnecting. But I like the idea of you taking the credit for it. Stop answering your emails. Go on silent. No, it was actually my phone disconnecting. That's why I love that you took the credit for it. How could we hear that? I don't know. You can hear lots of things in America. Oh, my God. Get your shit together. That was great. And that lasted for about four seconds. I was on mute, and I was trying to talk, and I was getting pissed you guys weren't responding to me. Brad, will you fix your fucking phone? Yeah, why the fuck do we have to hear your noise every time you mute and unmute? What is going on? No, it's all when I mute and unmute. It's a long story. But basically... Okay, well, short story. Fix it. It's fixed. Marty is such a horn dog. And I love how... You're so goddamn annoying. I think you might be right. I think it might have been... Brad, fix your fucking phone. Brad, you're... He was going to launch... Brad, we're still hearing your beeping. What the fuck is going on? You have to fucking fix whatever's happening. Wait, no, no. What is happening? Wait, stop. The last, like, minute? You shouldn't have heard anything. I haven't heard anything last minute. That's because it's on your end. Why was it going off? What is happening on your phone that you're getting noises at all? It's not my phone. It's my computer. But let me know... Turn your computer off. Or just mute the thing. You shouldn't hear it again. Let me know if you hear it again. Is what I'm trying to say. Just mute it. Obviously, we will. I did. I did. That's what I'm saying. Let me know if you hear it again. Okay. All right. Anyway. It's so annoying. It was emails, wasn't it? No, it wasn't. It wasn't. It was my computer. I'm still having problems with the charger. Get emails. Let me know if you hear it again. Is all I'm saying. Okay. It's the worst. Brad. Are you fucking kidding? I got text message that time. That was not funny. Why can we hear it? Okay. That was the one thing I didn't turn off. And I knew that was going to happen. I will turn that off. Then why the fuck didn't you turn it off? Because I just thought about it as soon as it, as soon as it, a second before it went off. How is that even happening? You're so old. I like noises. I'm turning it off now. There are 200-year-old people that are better at tech than you. Oh, my God. It's not better at tech. It's just I like. No, they're fucking better at tech. Also, their hearing works better than yours, apparently. Jesus fucking Christ. It's been like 23 minutes. I think we have like five minutes of content. Yeah, that's how this goes. We can edit this show. Well, yeah, I figured that. But I'm sure it takes a shit ton of time. Yes. Yes, it does. Well, you're the one doing it. Yeah, it's a lot on Curtis. No, I'm not. This is the most empathetic Vitaly has ever been to me. I didn't say that. He just said the show's not very good. We get our first title card. Before you continue, Brad, did you turn off all of your shit? Oh, my God. Did you just hear something? Actually, let me test it now. No, but I don't like the question. Did you hear that? Yes. No. Oh, you did? Yeah, I heard it. Okay. Well, that was it. I will. Okay. Now I know what I'm going to do. Thank you. Fucking mute. What do you mean you know what you have to do? I have to just. I have to. You're infuriating. Okay. Now I'm good. Ish. I don't believe. I don't believe that at all. Nobody believes you. Nobody believes me. That's true. All right. Keep going. She. Well, she did, but she also. Oh, my God. Fucking. Are you fucking kidding me? I had to put my charger back on. It was from my computer. Sorry. I'll do that. Keep going. You're not. Why do you have it making noises? Turn the volume off. Mute your computer. This has happened every episode or is it just this one? Only three other times. It's happened before, but never to this crazy extent. I don't know what he's got over there that he's suddenly just clicking and banging, but it better be a fucking girl texting you because if it's anything else, you're a disappointment. I just told you it was me putting my charger back in. All right. Keep going. Why does that make sounds? I don't know. Obviously makes. Oh, my God. I will say I do apologize for all the beeps and things and and charging and not and non charging that that's been happening slow. So thank you. Well, you didn't know the decorum. You didn't realize you should just be making stupid ass sounds the whole time. What we're doing. It would totally track that the tally was making dings and noises the whole time. And Brad just thought he was. First off, have we talked like maybe it's just I making the noises out of my mouth. Ding. I said no. Nope. Nope. That was a different noise. Try. It didn't sound like a good day. Try three more. Oh, that was it. That sounded desperate. It's like a rooster being strangled. What?