No Sex Please, We're Skittish

Ending or payoff: A chat with Bradway. Activity description: Welcome to Reverse Psychology, the Fraser Rewatch podcast where we go backwards through every episode of the show. Tonight, we are covering Season 11, Episode 1, No Sex Please, We're Skittish, which originally aired on September 23rd, 2003. Is this the introduction of Julia, or has she been a recurring character this whole time? We'll find out. I'm your host, Curtis Shuck. Joining me as always, it's our resident upside downer, it's Ryan. Hey Curtis, no podcast please. I'm a little skittish. I'm also excited to be here. Thank you. I appreciate that enthusiasm. Also with us is our No Sex Bradley Kirkson. Hey, all you cool cats and kittens, it's Bradley. And now you know why he's No Sex Bradley. Did you call yourself Bradley? Bradley! It's Bradley! What's up, Bradley? Hey! This is a character that's new, but I like it. I kind of like this voice too. Bradley, what's your favorite thing to do on a Friday night? Oh, I mean, obviously I'm a man of the Jewish faith. Really could not keep it going. Do your voice. Oh, oh, sorry! My favorite thing to do on a Friday night because I'm a man of faith and I'm a Jewish man is to celebrate Shabbat! I don't think this is the kid. I don't think the voice matches actual Bradley. You need to come up with a character that is worthy of that voice. He's riding around on motorcycles. Is Shabbat really your favorite activity on a Friday? Well, I'm going with the character because I don't actually celebrate Shabbat. That was the whole point! That was your idea? You thought that voice was a guy who was super committed to his faith? Yes! I work with a lot of Jews! This is not what I thought the Bradway character was going to be, but honestly, I'm here for it. He's like a rabbi who's like trying to be cool for the kids. Hey, kids, let's rap! If I keep doing this voice, I'm not going to have a voice tomorrow! Bradway, can you tell us how you relate to all the young kids? Yes, through the Jewish prayers and through the history of our religion, if it comes from the AD, oh God, the BC era and Holocaust and lots of fun things! That's how you relate to the kids? Why'd you say Holocaust and all of the fun things? I would shake Hitler's hand. Oh, you definitely had youth pastor vibes, Jewish youth pastor vibes. I don't know what you guys call them, but you had it right until you started going pro-Holocaust again. You got to stop doing that. It turns out, uh, Bradway is super Jewish and also kind of a Holocaust admirer. Uh, I'm going to change characters so I can do a voice and so I can kill my voice. You definitely have to change characters to one that's not so pro-Nazi. You created a character and within two minutes got him canceled. And we're not even popular enough to be canceled, but he was canceled. Bradway definitely got canceled. He is a monster. You know what, next time Fraser's being like his absolute worst, you need to bring back Bradway. Sounds good. I can do that. I can do anything. I love how out of breath you are. Oh, that took a lot of energy to do that voice. Oh, good. We're going to have quiet Brad the rest of the way. I think the next character I'll do maybe is like a stoner who talks very quietly. That would be, and slowly, that would be amazing. So you're not doing a character. No, I still talk. Even, even when I take my medicine, I still talk very fast. False. So, uh, before we dive into the episode and after we have whatever that was. A chat with Bradway. Final phrase attribution: Who asks Bradway his favorite Friday-night activity?: Ryan; Who asks Bradway how he relates to young people?: Ryan

Activity description: A joking request to Brad elicits an invented account of two clinic visits. Response context: I was making a joke that you, I did not know this actually happened. Well, firstly, tell us, tell us what your experience in the sperm bank, the S bank has been like. Yeah. So Brad, I, I definitely want to, to, to get this straight from the horse's mouth. So, uh, this scene takes place in a sperm bank. Tell us all the details. Was this accurate? Was this a good depiction? Did you feel at home in this office? Yeah. So, so as you two know, I've gone twice. Uh, the first, the first, the first time I went with my buddy, we'll call him, we'll call him Craig. Oh, we had to wait in a very, very long line. So we did that. Yeah. What do you mean? You had to wait in a line? Yeah. It's not like you go there in the, and there's just no one there. There was like, if I was, if I was too deep, I would leave. Yeah. If I'm not, if I'm not immediately talking to someone at the counter, I am out. Yeah. I can only do it. If I've got a crowd. The second time we went to a different one because you can't just gloss over the fact you can't just say I was just in a line. What else? There wasn't like, you didn't even make it to anything. It was just a room. You didn't see anything. There's nothing else to tell for that time. Uh, what do they ask you about? You didn't make it. We, we didn't stay in line. We left. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. There wasn't, there's nothing to say. Uh, the second time. Oh, the Ryan and said, this is Lime Sox. Yeah. That's what I mean. Obviously I respect that was the correct maneuver. Yeah. The second time we went because you got paid. Well, now I got more questions. What, like what would, what would possibly make you go back after that? It was a different, different one. This was, this was a different location. We were driving somewhere and what I'm trying to tell you is we got paid $500. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. We walked in. There was not a line that time. They asked three questions. That was it. Okay. The first question. How good are you at basketball? No. No. The first question was, did you masturbate that morning? If you did masturbate that morning or within the last 12 hours, you could not do it. Okay. Wow. Okay. The second question. So you, so you weren't able to get the 500 bucks. Yeah. So I explained to that story. Well, no, we were able to, the second, the second one. You're a liar. The second one was, are you a racist? I'm just kidding. That's a, that's. Oh, okay. I thought that was real. I thought that was real. The second question was, what color, what, uh, what type of pornography would you like to watch? How specific was the answer is allowed to you? Was it just like straight or gay or was there a border? Did they give you, did they give you a dropdown menu? You could choose, you could choose, uh, fetishes. You could choose skin tone. You could choose. Was it, was this like a written piece of paper? Like you wrote, you wrote whatever you wanted? It's part of the paper form. It's got like the Scantron. It was, it was iPad. You could choose any gender. They had them all. Oh, this was very recent. Oh, this was yesterday. 2013, 2014. Um, around that time. By the way, I brought this up, not because I was prompting you to tell your story. I was making a joke that you, I did not know this actually happened. It didn't. The third question was, do you want to go with your buddy or do you want to do it by yourself? Oh, what? All of this is made up. All of this is made up. Oh man. I, I really, I was really, really buying it. I don't, I believe that was real. You're not that creative. Uh, no, none of that was real. I was all just coming up. Would you like your buddy to come in? We operate on a buddy system. You can't have to one support friend in there with you. One of us said yes. One of us said no.

Activity description: Repeated attempts to read the episode recap, with requests to redo it and corrective feedback. Response context: All right, for real, I'll redo that, because that was horrible. Frazier thinks Roz is in love with her. Wait. There it is. Call back. Frazier thinks Roz is in love with him, and she interrupts his date with Julia to tell him, no, really, I don't like you. Can you do that again like you've ever read before? Yeah, what is going on? I wrote her instead of he, and it threw it way off. Brad, do you want to take a stab at that one? That has to do, you have to be better than Curtis just was. Yeah, let me get it up. No, no, we're not doing that, Brad. This is not the fertility claim. Two scenes ago. All right, for real, I'll redo that, because that was horrible. I know. Nile's new fertility. I know what we're doing the rest of the night. Now, new fertility habits and devices freak out Marty. Frazier thinks Roz is in love with him, and she interrupts his date with Julia to tell him, no, really, I don't like like you. Even so, Julia is scared off, so they eat dinner. So they eat the dinner she prepared. You're so close.