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Activity description: Okay, who's beeping? What? Sounds like somebody's getting, like, emails or something. Yeah, I heard it too. Oh, I thought that was my phone disconnecting. Brad, what are you doing? No, I thought it was your phone disconnecting. It was my phone disconnecting. You thought it was my phone disconnecting. It was my phone disconnecting. But I like the idea of you taking the credit for it. Stop answering your emails. Go on silent. No, it was actually my phone disconnecting. That's why I love that you took the credit for it. How could we hear that? I don't know. You can hear lots of things in America. Oh, my God. Get your shit together. That was great. And that lasted for about four seconds. I was on mute, and I was trying to talk, and I was getting pissed you guys weren't responding to me. Brad, will you fix your fucking phone? Yeah, why the fuck do we have to hear your noise every time you mute and unmute? What is going on? No, it's all when I mute and unmute. It's a long story. But basically... Okay, well, short story. Fix it. It's fixed. Marty is such a horn dog. And I love how... You're so goddamn annoying. I think you might be right. I think it might have been... Brad, fix your fucking phone. Brad, you're... He was going to launch... Brad, we're still hearing your beeping. What the fuck is going on? You have to fucking fix whatever's happening. Wait, no, no. What is happening? Wait, stop. The last, like, minute? You shouldn't have heard anything. I haven't heard anything last minute. That's because it's on your end. Why was it going off? What is happening on your phone that you're getting noises at all? It's not my phone. It's my computer. But let me know... Turn your computer off. Or just mute the thing. You shouldn't hear it again. Let me know if you hear it again. Is what I'm trying to say. Just mute it. Obviously, we will. I did. I did. That's what I'm saying. Let me know if you hear it again. Okay. All right. Anyway. It's so annoying. It was emails, wasn't it? No, it wasn't. It wasn't. It was my computer. I'm still having problems with the charger. Get emails. Let me know if you hear it again. Is all I'm saying. Okay. It's the worst. Brad. Are you fucking kidding? I got text message that time. That was not funny. Why can we hear it? Okay. That was the one thing I didn't turn off. And I knew that was going to happen. I will turn that off. Then why the fuck didn't you turn it off? Because I just thought about it as soon as it, as soon as it, a second before it went off. How is that even happening? You're so old. I like noises. I'm turning it off now. There are 200-year-old people that are better at tech than you. Oh, my God. It's not better at tech. It's just I like. No, they're fucking better at tech. Also, their hearing works better than yours, apparently. Jesus fucking Christ. It's been like 23 minutes. I think we have like five minutes of content. Yeah, that's how this goes. We can edit this show. Well, yeah, I figured that. But I'm sure it takes a shit ton of time. Yes. Yes, it does. Well, you're the one doing it. Yeah, it's a lot on Curtis. No, I'm not. This is the most empathetic Vitaly has ever been to me. I didn't say that. He just said the show's not very good. We get our first title card. Before you continue, Brad, did you turn off all of your shit? Oh, my God. Did you just hear something? Actually, let me test it now. No, but I don't like the question. Did you hear that? Yes. No. Oh, you did? Yeah, I heard it. Okay. Well, that was it. I will. Okay. Now I know what I'm going to do. Thank you. Fucking mute. What do you mean you know what you have to do? I have to just. I have to. You're infuriating. Okay. Now I'm good. Ish. I don't believe. I don't believe that at all. Nobody believes you. Nobody believes me. That's true. All right. Keep going. She. Well, she did, but she also. Oh, my God. Fucking. Are you fucking kidding me? I had to put my charger back on. It was from my computer. Sorry. I'll do that. Keep going. You're not. Why do you have it making noises? Turn the volume off. Mute your computer. This has happened every episode or is it just this one? Only three other times. It's happened before, but never to this crazy extent. I don't know what he's got over there that he's suddenly just clicking and banging, but it better be a fucking girl texting you because if it's anything else, you're a disappointment. I just told you it was me putting my charger back in. All right. Keep going. Why does that make sounds? I don't know. Obviously makes. Oh, my God. I will say I do apologize for all the beeps and things and and charging and not and non charging that that's been happening slow. So thank you. Well, you didn't know the decorum. You didn't realize you should just be making stupid ass sounds the whole time. What we're doing. It would totally track that the tally was making dings and noises the whole time. And Brad just thought he was. First off, have we talked like maybe it's just I making the noises out of my mouth. Ding. I said no. Nope. Nope. That was a different noise. Try. It didn't sound like a good day. Try three more. Oh, that was it. That sounded desperate. It's like a rooster being strangled. What?