Million Dolly Baby

What's the, as you quote unquote put it, what's the meet cute?

And also explain what that means.

In romantic comedies, the meet cute is where the boy meets the girl. That's the moment, the cute moment where they get together. Pauly from the Rocky franchise is drunk off his ass. And he's at the Rhinestone. And Rocky comes in to drag his ass home when he witnesses Freddy sexually harassing Jake. And she shoves him off. And when Freddy tries to pursue her, Rocky sets him straight.

I think Freddy's going to take Jake to Philly to see the Apollo fight. She just happens to be at the, what, the Philadelphia art museum. When Rocky runs up to the top of the step successfully and he's like pumping his arms up in the air and she thinks he's dancing. I'm going to go over and talk to him.

Jake actually makes it big in New York. So she buys it out and she's there late one evening and she accidentally locks herself in the freezer. So she's locked in the freezer and thank God Rocky is there to practice hitting on this meat. And so he actually saves her from being frozen to death in this freezer. Adjudication: I want to see Danny's movie more, but it just would make even less sense than this movie.

Choice: Frank

Choice: Frank

Our best montage moment. Rules: Like, obviously there's going to be a montage. This is a musical, so that's confusing.

So it's a jump rope duet. The beat of the rope hitting the ground and their shoes squeaking on the gym floor just gets Jake going. And so Jake starts singing and Rocky just joins in and they just have this jump rope duet in the montage.

So I think an amazing moment for the montage will be she takes her bra off, makes Rocky wear it, stuffs it with a couple medicine balls, and that's what she's punching. Answer qualification: She's still got a shirt on. You know, she's not topless.

So Rocky is forcing Jake to swallow raw eggs whole while they are rehearsing. Jake is auditioning and has got to practice this really high note. It's going to really coat your throat so you can hit these high notes. Answer qualification: I didn't even get to the best part of that. No, I ain't going to finish it. It's bad. Result qualification: We're trying to make her box.

At the end of her montage, she is going to run to the top of the Smoky Mountains. And when she gets there, instead of the fist pump up in the air, she's going to be doing like a little two-step. I want to call it a Texas two-step, but I think it's a Tennessee two-step.

Let's take it to a vote.

Choice: the Smoky Mountain two-step Answer qualification: Egg throat.

Choice: that two-step

Choice: Frank

Choice: Frank Answer qualification: Yeah, obviously we're obviously all going Frank.

We're going to move on to catchphrase.

Hey, Jake, if you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain. Response context: So my catchphrase will be for Rocky to say to Jake to remind her, like, well, she's in her woes.

Jolene, don't make me beat your man. Answer qualification: On the fly, I'm going to try. Response context: There's a Jolene character now. That's who Freddie's dating.

in this ring, if you lose the rhythm, you lose your teeth. Response context: Yeah, I got one that Rocky will say to Jake in the ring. Adjudication: Danny is the winner on this one.

you got to find your range. Response context: Later in the movie, she does the same thing, but for his vocal coaching, as in musical range. Both of them are saying that to each other. Rocky with boxing her about his singing. Adjudication: Once again, we've got a plot problem here.

Choice: Dani

Anyway, long winded way of saying I want to hear what the show stopping number is called.

Title: Drinkenstein I think it should be about drinking those raw eggs, throat in that coat. Answer qualification: No, I'm stuck with Drinking Stein for eggs.

Title: Peaked While we were doing the montage where she was running to the top of the Smoky Mountains, she was also slowly getting with Stallone, and she was going to bang him right as she gets to the top of the mountain. Answer qualification: I thought they had to be like cool one word song titles, which will explain my choice.

Title: Defying Gravity Both your word, Peaked, and what you originally started with, which was Gravity, I thought you were going to say that the song is Defying Gravity, but it's about Dolly's boobs. Result qualification: That's too bad you answered already, because we could have given you that one.

I have the rhinestone. Title: Eye of the Rhinestone Adjudication: Okay, yeah, no questions.

Title: velvet ropes and left hooks 12 rounds to Nashville Answer qualification: I'm going to throw that one in there too. Response context: Isn't also on the boxing ring, are those velvet ropes? Adjudication: 12 rounds to Nashville is so close to winning it, but I, the rhinestone is just.

Choice: Because this is a musical, I do insist that the ring in the boxing match has the velvet ropes. They're also bedazzled with rhinestones. Adjudication: I do think that should happen, but.

Choice: Frank