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Classic Frasier · Season 8 · Episode 12

The Show Must Go Off

IN THE ROOM

RyanBrad(ley)Curtis

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Brad(ley)C+Recorded at 36:53Letter grade
Curtis#18 of 95Recorded at 37:04Ordinal ranking
Ryan5.8/10Recorded at 38:03Numeric score · Ryan’s default /10

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By way of introduction.

Curtis

your host

Original introduction wording
  • your host
Ryan

resident upside downer

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  • resident upside downer
Brad(ley)

Introduction recorded; no additional descriptor.

Someone brought rules.

The games, the premises, and what everyone brought to the table.

It's a segment we're calling Besting the Bard. Oh, that's a good name. I thought this was a Brad segment. I thought this was Besting the Brad. No. I quickly read that. I was like, oh, yeah, Besting the Brad. Yeah. That's too easy. That's too easy. Let's instead try to best the most prolific author of all time. I can't even say it. We're in trouble. We have no…

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It's a segment we're calling Besting the Bard. Oh, that's a good name. I thought this was a Brad segment. I thought this was Besting the Brad. No. I quickly read that. I was like, oh, yeah, Besting the Brad. Yeah. That's too easy. That's too easy. Let's instead try to best the most prolific author of all time. I can't even say it. We're in trouble. We have no chance to best them. We'll do fine. We got this. Brad actually has to. It should have been Brad Best the Bard. Yes. Okay. So what I'm going to do, I'm going to read a quote from a Shakespeare play. Both Brad and Ryan. Were you going to call him Rad? That's how he was going to call me Rad.

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RESULT STATUS

A winner is actually on the record.

Winner: Ryan

Ryan2.5announced final points
Brad(ley)1.5announced final points

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What everyone brought to the table · 7 recorded exchanges

2 attributed voices

RECORDED EXCHANGE

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Was Brad(ley)'s concept better or was Ryan's execution better?

Question / challenge

That sounds fun. Quick point of order. What is a monologue? Just talking. Just one character talking. Oh.

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Brad(ley)?

Question / challenge

Mary Wise of Windsor? I don't know what that is. I'm just going to help you out, Brad. You will have heard of the plays that I'm going to pick.

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Brad(ley), what is Midsummer's Night Dream?

Question / challenge

Okay. It's July 12th. Summer's going great. The main character, his name is Johnny O. Okay? Johnny O, he had a hot dog.

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Ryan Sansone, would you like to enact that for us?

Question / challenge

Yeah. I think now I'm just trying to make it hard for Ryan. Oh, Johnny-O. What a terrible name. Just to be clear, Brad gave me, I'm doing a monologue of a guy in a coma.

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I gotta tell you, Brad(ley), the hot dog element, was that in your thing?

Question / challenge

Yes. Oh, interesting. I think this is like when you're in high school and you read, like, Romeo and Juliet, and it just is completely flat and lifeless and you get nothing out of reading the words.

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Brad(ley)?

Question / challenge

Othello? Oh, I was going to go that route as well. I will go with Hamlet. This was Star Trek VI, The Undiscovered Country. Out of a bitch.

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Brad(ley)?

Question / challenge

I think that's Hamlet. I think that's Othello. Ding, ding, ding. Well, much like Macbeth. Oh, is Macbeth not Hamlet? The prophecy has come true.

The rest of the round record

16 primary recorded exchanges · 0 retained source actions. 0 additional round events; 4 overlapping source alternatives. A source action may be a clue, reply, reaction or interruption—not necessarily a participant answer.

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Were you going to call him Rad?

That's how he was going to call me Rad.

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Participant cited: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 40:05

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And then I will award points to either one of you, depending on who did it better.

Was Brad's concept better or was Ryan's execution better?

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 40:14

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What is a monologue?

Just talking.

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You think voices aren't happening?

I mean, like, different voices for each character.

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King Lear is about an elderly king who divides his kingdom among his daughters, and then they reject him.

And he's just out.

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Mary Wise of Windsor?

I don't know what that is.

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Participant cited: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 45:36

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Why'd you give me a chance if we got it right?

If you answered the same answer and you were both right, you'd both get a point.

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I know how Curtis thinks.

All right.

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Ah, the game's afoot, huh?

Our revels now have ended.

Source alternatives (4)

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View source wording — how it was explained on the show
  • It's a segment we're calling Besting the Bard. Oh, that's a good name. I thought this was a Brad segment. I thought this was Besting the Brad. No. I quickly read that. I was like, oh, yeah, Besting the Brad. Yeah. That's too easy. That's too easy. Let's instead try to best the most prolific author of all time. I can't even say it. We're in trouble. We have no chance to best them. We'll do fine. We got this. Brad actually has to. It should have been Brad Best the Bard. Yes. Okay. So what I'm going to do, I'm going to read a quote from a Shakespeare play. Both Brad and Ryan. Were you going to call him Rad? That's how he was going to call me Rad.
  • Participants assume characters and perform an unscored role-play.
  • And then Ryan will have to do an impromptu Shakespearean monologue or soliloquy, I should
  • But then they have to deal with this other dude named Arthur Franzarelli.
  • For the record, you don't have to encompass everything he said.
  • You don't have to recreate that movie.
  • He doesn't even have to go to rehab.
  • And by the way, is what you need to do next time to win just play better?

Comic bits and episode moments.

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if you were fire marshal, how would you abuse your power?

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Same question. Their actual answers. · 3 recorded contributions

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RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 30:48–30:53

Anyway, for your Twitter question of the week, if you were fire marshal, how would you abuse your power?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Curtis? Uh, how would I abuse my power? That's right. As fire marshal. Or any marshal. You know what? I'll open it up. You know what? I don't like crowds. I would clear out any place I wanted to be. I don't think that just works like at a fair. You can't be like, the fire marshal's shutting down this fair. There's too many people. I'm not going to a fair.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Bradley? I would also abuse my power by just finding the best seat of the place and making up some sort of excuse of why they cannot sit there. Wait 10 minutes and then go and sit in that seat. So a small scale version of what I did? The wait 10 minutes part is extremely annoying. 100%.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 30:47–31:28

Question and responses

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if you were fire marshal, how would you abuse your power?

Curtis?

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if you were fire marshal, how would you abuse your power?

Bradley?

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  • if you were fire marshal, how would you abuse your power?

By way of goodbye.

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Looking ahead

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