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Classic Frasier · Season 8 · Episode 12
IN THE ROOM
RyanBrad(ley)CurtisNO COMMON DENOMINATOR
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The games, the premises, and what everyone brought to the table.
Game / activity
It's a segment we're calling Besting the Bard. Oh, that's a good name. I thought this was a Brad segment. I thought this was Besting the Brad. No. I quickly read that. I was like, oh, yeah, Besting the Brad. Yeah. That's too easy. That's too easy. Let's instead try to best the most prolific author of all time. I can't even say it. We're in trouble. We have no…
It's a segment we're calling Besting the Bard. Oh, that's a good name. I thought this was a Brad segment. I thought this was Besting the Brad. No. I quickly read that. I was like, oh, yeah, Besting the Brad. Yeah. That's too easy. That's too easy. Let's instead try to best the most prolific author of all time. I can't even say it. We're in trouble. We have no chance to best them. We'll do fine. We got this. Brad actually has to. It should have been Brad Best the Bard. Yes. Okay. So what I'm going to do, I'm going to read a quote from a Shakespeare play. Both Brad and Ryan. Were you going to call him Rad? That's how he was going to call me Rad.
RESULT STATUS
Winner: Ryan
What everyone brought to the table · 7 recorded exchanges
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That sounds fun. Quick point of order. What is a monologue? Just talking. Just one character talking. Oh.
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Mary Wise of Windsor? I don't know what that is. I'm just going to help you out, Brad. You will have heard of the plays that I'm going to pick.
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Okay. It's July 12th. Summer's going great. The main character, his name is Johnny O. Okay? Johnny O, he had a hot dog.
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Yeah. I think now I'm just trying to make it hard for Ryan. Oh, Johnny-O. What a terrible name. Just to be clear, Brad gave me, I'm doing a monologue of a guy in a coma.
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Yes. Oh, interesting. I think this is like when you're in high school and you read, like, Romeo and Juliet, and it just is completely flat and lifeless and you get nothing out of reading the words.
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Othello? Oh, I was going to go that route as well. I will go with Hamlet. This was Star Trek VI, The Undiscovered Country. Out of a bitch.
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I think that's Hamlet. I think that's Othello. Ding, ding, ding. Well, much like Macbeth. Oh, is Macbeth not Hamlet? The prophecy has come true.
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That's how he was going to call me Rad.
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Was Brad's concept better or was Ryan's execution better?
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Just talking.
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I mean, like, different voices for each character.
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And he's just out.
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I don't know what that is.
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If you answered the same answer and you were both right, you'd both get a point.
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All right.
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Our revels now have ended.
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Brad, what is Midsummer's Night Dream? · Okay.
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Ryan, would you like to enact that for us? · Yeah.
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I gotta tell you, Brad, the hot dog element, was that in your thing? · Yes.
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Oh, is Macbeth not Hamlet? · The prophecy has come true.
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if you were fire marshal, how would you abuse your power?
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Anyway, for your Twitter question of the week, if you were fire marshal, how would you abuse your power?
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Curtis? Uh, how would I abuse my power? That's right. As fire marshal. Or any marshal. You know what? I'll open it up. You know what? I don't like crowds. I would clear out any place I wanted to be. I don't think that just works like at a fair. You can't be like, the fire marshal's shutting down this fair. There's too many people. I'm not going to a fair.
RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE
Bradley? I would also abuse my power by just finding the best seat of the place and making up some sort of excuse of why they cannot sit there. Wait 10 minutes and then go and sit in that seat. So a small scale version of what I did? The wait 10 minutes part is extremely annoying. 100%.
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Curtis?
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Bradley?
Curtis has entered the domicile.
Source excerpt ↗ 54:55–54:58For myself, for Ryan, and for Brad, Curtis has entered the domicile.
Predictions as made on the podcast—not claims about what actually happens.
Looking ahead
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Their next-episode predictions · 3 recorded contributions
PREDICTION
Niles gets a dirt bike to prove to Daphne that while he can't go into a biker bar, he can bike near one.
PREDICTION
Look, all of his ideas were crazy.
PREDICTION
I would watch them all.
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