3 RECORDED APPEARANCES

Belize trip roleplay

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3game appearances
1explicit participant winners
2results needing restraint
1different recorded winners

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The Cranes Go Caribbean ↗

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Game / activity

Belize trip roleplay

Source excerpt ↗ 45:48–59:14

How this one works

Premise
  1. Like the Cranes, me and Brad are going to try to make our way down to Belize together. First, we have to get there. He's in Maryland. I'm in Illinois. We got to get together and get down there. And Ryan is going to referee and tell us whether or not we were successful.
How it works
  1. I'll tell you if you've flied successfully.
  2. You can't ask for proof of the person we've given godlike powers to tell us what happens.
  3. You don't get to say, have you scared them?
Recorded outcome
  1. Uh, you get in the plane to go to Belize and you land. I think you did it. I think you guys arrived.
Recorded activity context

And Ryan is going to referee and tell us whether or not we were successful. Brad, I got to get to you. It's far from Chicago, but I can make the trip to Baltimore. I'm going to road trip over. It's technically doable, but to be fair, Curt,

RESULT STATUS

A result is recorded; a participant winner is not.

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What everyone brought to the table · 3 recorded exchanges

2 attributed voices

RECORDED EXCHANGE

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And Ryan Sansone is going to referee and tell us whether or not we were successful.

Question / challenge

Brad, I got to get to you. It's far from Chicago, but I can make the trip to Baltimore. I'm going to road trip over. It's technically doable, but to be fair, Curt,

RECORDED EXCHANGE

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What can we do, Brad(ley), to get to the airport?

Question / challenge

Because it's time to get a commercial flight. If we're in Mexico, they have those carts that people like push you in. A rickshaw. Yeah, a rickshaw. Rickshaw.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

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You're going to pass on $9,900, Brad(ley)?

Question / challenge

You're just going to let that flop in the wind? Yeah, it's gone. Don't worry about it. Yeah, because I've already been traveling for 11 days. Yeah, it's fine.

The rest of the round record

3 primary recorded exchanges · 6 retained source actions. 6 additional round events; 0 overlapping source alternatives. A source action may be a clue, reply, reaction or interruption—not necessarily a participant answer.

Additional recorded round evidence (6)

Recorded source action

Participant referenced: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 49:38–49:41

Contribution · I have an insane idea, but what do you think, Curtis?

Recorded source action

Contribution · Well, I was going to say, and then it's not going to work and I'm going to have to do it while I drive.

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  • And Ryan is going to referee and tell us whether or not we were successful. Brad, I got to get to you. It's far from Chicago, but I can make the trip to Baltimore. I'm going to road trip over. It's technically doable, but to be fair, Curt,
  • I guess I'd call her up.
  • I think our mutual friend is hung up the phone at this point
  • Our friend won't pick me up because I'm a creep.
  • Correct.
  • I guess he's at the airport.
  • We'll just give him that he's at the airport at this point.
  • You've, I'm just going to assume you found a way to get food and water at this point.
  • And the guy's keen on your movements at this point.
  • So at this point, we can't use another rickshaw.
  • I'll let you pick.
  • I love the freedom to pick any number.
  • He feverishly points at Brad and he's saying incoherent stuff in Spanish.

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Game / activity

Testing a potential partner

Source excerpt ↗ 51:19–1:05:06

How this one works

How it works
  1. Take positive traits in a potential partner and propose a test to verify each one.
Recorded activity context

We are going to go through a list of positive traits in a potential mate and come up with the best possible test to verify it. Oh, this is crazy. I can't wait to see how this goes. This is going to be great. I want to mention something from my relationship.

RESULT STATUS

A result is recorded; a participant winner is not.

See how they answered

What everyone brought to the table · 6 recorded exchanges

3 attributed voices

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Has anyone ever said this to you, Brad(ley)?

Question / challenge

You have told me that multiple times. First time you hung out. Hey, Brad, I'm a great chef. Better than the date we were on? What are you talking about?

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Let's see a Danielle just like, oh, yeah, okay, well, what would I do?

Question / challenge

Like, she doesn't pause at all to be like, is that a problematic question? She's like, I've seen true crime. I'm good. Let's go. She's also studied improv and knows about yes and.

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You know what, Ryan Sansone?

Question / challenge

You failed the test. Yeah, this is a great question. How do we confirm they will help bury the body? Yeah, this is not something you come straight out to say on a first date because you don't want to scare them away.

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Danielle, have you ever shoveled snow?

Question / challenge

No. Yeah. I think this is a gender thing, but I think most women probably haven't. Well, then you can't trust them. I don't know if most is the right answer, but you know what I mean?

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Ryan Sansone, neither did you.

Question / challenge

I think the Dexter thing would work. Danny, you're the guest. We're going to give you, do you think you have the answer? Do you think one of us got closest?

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Was it Brad(ley)?

Question / challenge

It was definitely Brad. I think they already had started talking to us. I hope so. What a crazy opening line, though, Biff. Yeah. Well, it was very it was a very weird night.

The rest of the round record

6 primary recorded exchanges · 7 retained source actions. 7 additional round events; 0 overlapping source alternatives. A source action may be a clue, reply, reaction or interruption—not necessarily a participant answer.

Additional recorded round evidence (7)

Recorded source action

Participant referenced: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 57:24–57:28

Contribution · I would start to gauge their level of riskiness, like how risky is their behavior.

View source wording — how it was explained on the show
  • We are going to go through a list of positive traits in a potential mate and come up with the best possible test to verify it. Oh, this is crazy. I can't wait to see how this goes. This is going to be great. I want to mention something from my relationship.
  • Which is not a sly question, by the way.
  • Yeah, I think this is a great question.
  • Like, she doesn't pause at all to be like, is that a problematic question?
  • Yeah, this is a great question.
  • It's just like if there was a body, would they pick up a shovel or would they call the cops?
  • I feel like without coming like straight out and asking the question, I feel like there are trust.
  • Ryan needs to answer.
  • Also, it sounds less like Brad is trying to get the answer to a question and more like he's genuinely trying to...
  • I don't think being a klepto points you in that direction, though.
  • I don't know if most is the right answer, but you know what I mean?
  • Correct.
  • We're going to give you, do you think you have the answer?

Docu.Drama ↗

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Game / activity

World Fight Federation's Skyline Showdown

Source excerpt ↗ 47:41–59:03

How this one works

How to play
  1. a flight fight faceoff
Question
  1. Just like, talk through what you're doing.
Context and recorded outcome
  1. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, are you ready for a flight fight faceoff?

RESULT STATUS

A winner is actually on the record.

The record confirms Ryan performs the winning fictional character Kite Loren.

Winner: Ryan

What was recorded

Within the recorded rounds · 38 recorded exchanges

Follow the round structure (1)

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 48:33–48:38

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Wielding the line as my tether and channeling the fool, unrelenting power of the dark side

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 48:39–48:42

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Gaze upon the true black of my kite.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 49:08–49:11

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My kite is shaped like an umbrella.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 49:18–49:25

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I'm about to give you a spoonful of my fist to make your shitty kite go down.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 49:28–49:30

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Lees don't kick my ass in kite flying today.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 49:51–49:53

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I don't know who I am anymore.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 49:53–49:56

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He calls it my kite wings.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 50:06–50:07

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Yes, you've got an umbrella.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 50:08–50:10

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I've got darkness in my side.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 50:18–50:21

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All who bear witness to my dark diamond will know true fear.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 51:52–51:57

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Spin my kite around, and then one of my small tails latches onto your tail.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 52:02–52:05

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Okay, I'm going to latch onto your handle then and pull it down.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 52:11–52:16

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I'm going to counter by tricking you into putting your toys away with a song.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 52:37–52:39

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I'm going to hit you with a pew pew pew.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 52:44–52:48

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I'm going to have to tag in my partner, Dick Van Kite.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 53:06–53:07

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That's my band.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 53:12–53:13

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What is it, Bubbly?

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 53:23–53:29

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Larry Poppin swapping out for Dick Van Kite, who just sort of mumbled and nothing really

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 53:41

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What do you mean a drum?

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 54:11–54:13

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I have not seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 54:15–54:17

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Just pick a thing, Ryan, to attack.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 54:49–54:52

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So I'm hovering right above it, my trickle pee water onto his head.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 55:02–55:06

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His trickle won't be able to match up against my umbrella.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 55:15–55:18

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My blade of vengeance sticks out from my rear and pokes your sail.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 55:23

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What do they call that?

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 55:31–55:32

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It's my lights.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 55:45–55:48

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I've made peace with my god, brother.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 56:04–56:15

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You'll be sore in the sky, but I'm flying up from below the deep with my eight arms of beat.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 56:35–56:42

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My deep purple tentacled kite is a sharp contrast to the clear blue skies.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 56:49–56:51

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Also, I have glowing green eyes.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 56:57–57:01

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Yes, the person managing the Kraken-shaped kite also happens to be a Kraken.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 57:06–57:12

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That's where I chuck my reel of justice at the Kraken and hit him right between the eyes.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 57:20–57:22

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I face all aspects of my animals.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 57:22–57:28

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Oh, brother, I've got my pocket Kite Federation rule book on me right here.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 57:45–57:52

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I hit the tie silencer, a sound box in my kite that sends a piercing discombobulating sound across my enemy's hands.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 57:57

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Oh, my God.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 58:54–58:59

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That's why I got a little freeze box on my kite that kind of hits him with a nice cold blast of air.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 59:03–59:15

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Well, Ryan, that was quite a display, but why don't you tell us what we're going to be doing next week when we cover the previous episode of Season 8, Episode 15, Hooping Cranes.

View source wording — how it was explained on the show
  • Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, are you ready for a flight fight faceoff?
  • Just pick a thing, Ryan, to attack.
  • His trickle won't be able to match up against my umbrella.
  • Oh, brother, I've got my pocket Kite Federation rule book on me right here.
  • And it says any kite flyer that lets go of his reel at any point during a match is immediately disqualified.