Mid-Season Reverse Psychology Awards

Title: The Hitler Award for sweatiest person on the show. Activity description: It's the first annual Mid-Season Reverse Psychology Awards. We have gathered here to honor the best and brightest this season has to offer. Presenting our first award, Ryan. Ah, yes. The Hitler Award for sweatiest person on the show. The nominees are... My nomination is going to be Kenny, because in every scene, he's incredibly sweaty. Hmm. Okay. Makes sense. I would like to nominate Frasier himself, because I feel like he is slimy, especially around women, and some of that's got to be sweat. Okay. Okay. You stole my nomination, so I'll have to pick a different one. Oh, I was going to nominate Frasier, because do you remember when he planned a wedding and then made everyone wait outside? So he himself wasn't sweaty, but he caused like 90 people to be sweaty for no reason. He could have just easily let them in. Oh, wow. Okay. That's insane to how your brain works. But actual sweaty people, there's the bald guy when they're all in the sauna. He was the sweatiest of all of them. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, probably. He's been on screen twice, so I have no idea if that's true, but yeah, probably no. And the winner is... Kenny Powers. The guy we all know and love. Come on down, sweaty man. Yeah, thank you for getting my last name incorrect, but whatever. Is that not his name? Being... No, double flow. So, winning this award is something that I truly honor. This is an experience I never thought I would get, and being able to win this award will help me and my family continue on our life journey. I'd like to thank all of my audience and everyone. Wow. Big win for Kenny getting the Hitler Award. My favorite part is that he's not accepting the word on behalf of Kenny. He's pretending to be Kenny. Oh, I think I was going to do the same thing. Is that not what we're supposed to do? I guess I wasn't clear about that. It's super weird that you're just pretending to be a voice you clearly aren't. All right.

Title: best couple award Activity description: Well, presenting the next award. I am presenting the best couple award. Oh. I'm going to choose Frazier and his first wife. What? What? You can't choose that. We've only seen... That hasn't been on the show. Yes, she has. She hasn't been on the show. Yes, she has. No, she hasn't. His son has been on the show, but... No. Oh, you mean... Oh, you're talking about Nanny G. Yes. Stop interrupting me. Let me finish. You could have named her. I was a belter and you interrupted me. Oh, I thought you were being insane. Frazier and Nanny G, his first wife. Sorry, I said it right that time. That is who I would like to vote for best couple, because that was one of the funniest scenes on sitcom television. Doesn't really make you best couple. Oh, we'll see who the winner is at the end. Okay. Well, I, of course, am going to elect Frazier as well, but of course it's Frazier and Frank. That emotional connection. Jesus. It doesn't get more electric than that. I would like to nominate Ronnie and Marty. He is an old and will be dead soon. She is his son's age and loves to party, likely quickening Martin's death. And still, this is the most healthy relationship we've seen. Oh, yeah, easily. The only problem with that relationship is that Marty is part of it. If I could just elect Ronnie. He barely is. He barely is. True. And the winner is Frazier and Frank. Accepting the award on their behalf is Ryan. I wish Frazier and Frank could be here today, but, you know, I, uh, are you going to cue me for music or? I'm sorry. I forgot to do that. That was all. One job. Should I start from the top or just act like a mid-spish? Sure. Go ahead and start from the top. Uh. Ah. Can you start from the top? Welcome to Reverse Psychology. The Frazier Reliance Ball. And winner is Frazier and Frank. Oh, Frazier and Frank wish that they could be here. They just wanted to say that they are having a wonderful time in the Bahamas. Uh. Uh. Thank you. I think they both said thank you. Final phrase attribution: Who presents the best-couple award?: Curtis; Who objects that the first wife has not appeared?: Ryan Discussion speakers: Ryan

Title: best appetite Rules: This award can be one for something that somebody ate on the show, a way they ate on the show, anything that has to do with food. Activity description: Finally, Bradley. Hi. My name is Bradley Kirkston and I'm presenting the next award. That's not how people present things. I have my own presentation style. Thank you. My next. You have the presentation style of like Chad GPT. Yeah. My next. My next award is something that in high school we convinced somebody that they spelled it wrong. Um. We're going to go with, um, best appetite. Who has the best appetite? This award can be one for something that somebody ate on the show, a way they ate on the show, anything that has to do with food. Which one did you convince that they spelled wrong? Best or appetite? Ape tit. We told a girl that instead of saying apple poll, they spelled it as ape tit. The best ape tit awards are way snappier. Yeah. All right. So, so who are your nominations for best appetite? Uh, I'm going to nominate Niles, of course. My man prepared to get super crispy and to do so he bought a, what was it? An aggressive Zinfandel. Mm-hmm. I mean, how, how much, how much more best ape tit can you possibly get? I am nominating Daddy because he tried to eat an entire turkey and he, he ate even a ring. Like he, most of what we've seen of him is him eating things. I thought you were for sure going to nominate Marty. You've tried two weeks in a row to do a Marty meal. So yeah, I'm going to pick Marty for, for, but not neither of those ones for when he ate, um, Niles' brownie. Oh. Best appetite just because he was going on an actual diet and would eat anything but decided to eat a brownie? And then was more hungry because he was high. Okay. Go ahead, Ryan. Say, say which one you, you would prefer other than your own. Yeah. So I think I hate Daddy, so I'm not going to choose. I don't like Marty either. Oh, what a dilemma. I think, do I have to go strictly on why you nominated them or can I just choose them despite your terrible reasons? I think that's fine. Well, I'm going to give it to Marty then. I mean, chips and pudding. Come on. Yeah, it's Marty. That means Brad is accepting. Do we want Brad for you to accept? Yeah. Except, except, except on behalf of Marty this time. Yeah. I was going to say something really funny. Fine. Oh, okay. Then accept as Marty. That'd be great. Let me accept as Marty. I think this will be worth it. There's no chance. Go ahead. I'm so happy I finally won. You know, being. I finally won. Being, being shot in the buttocks or wherever I was shot in the lake. I don't really remember. That was really woke me up. Why are you not getting louder? Sorry. Try to talk over the music. I'm getting louder. This is Marty getting louder. I'm an old man. I like to sit in my seat. Yeah, that didn't work out the way I would. What part was the funny part? I can accept for Marty. I can redo that. Great. I can't believe I thought. Let's come up with a segment that requires them to act at all. Please accept on behalf of Marty. I'm not going to edit this at all. None of my ideas of putting in music and turning it into a real award show is happening. I'm just going to put it all out there unedited as a plot. That's a shame. Accept this word for my buddy. That's too bad. Marty really deserves this. He couldn't be here tonight because he's busy being dead. But I'd like to just accept this award for him. Whoa, wait, what? What do you mean he's busy being dead? Sorry, the actor that played Marty, whatever. You're not doing the actor. You're doing the character. Well, Curtis has enough to put something together. I haven't heard anything yet. Just give your damn speech, but get louder as you do it. That's all you have to do. Sorry. All right, let's try this again. I would like to accept this speech on behalf of Marty. Marty really deserves this. He's really doing a lot. What do you mean you're accepting a speech? Oh, crap. Also got quieter as he went. Oh, my God. I'd like to accept this award on behalf of my friend Marty. Marty cannot be here tonight, and so I'm accepting it on his behalf. He could not be here tonight. He couldn't get louder. He just goes slower. Talk louder does not mean act like you're talking to a deaf person other than the loud part. You just kind of added space between every single syllable. You didn't talk louder. I can't really talk louder. No, you might have been quieter again. Do you have like a voice modulation disorder? Just pretend you're in public and just talk like how you normally talk to us all the time. Use that voice. I'd like to accept this word on behalf of my friend Marty. Marty could not be here tonight. He's resting. Better. You got louder for one word. It's fine. It's fine. Awesome. Thank you. Let's move on. Those were some wonderful awards.