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Are We Dead Yet?

Brad(ley) hosts an extinct-things quiz for Curtis and Ryan in the Hooping Cranes episode of the Reverse Psychology podcast.

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Are We Dead Yet?

Brad hosts an extinct-things quiz for Curtis and Ryan, tying awkwardly pronounced French questions to the episode’s translation scene. The categories are sports, food, clothing, animals and cults. Initially an English answer earns one point, a French answer two, and an answer after switching from French to English half a point. The contestants choose French throughout the first round. These are the stated rules; uncertain local awards and unusual acceptances are preserved below.

RESULT STATUS

A winner is actually on the record.

Source-reviewed whole-game verdict; local round wins and intermediate totals are not treated as another final result.

Winner: Curtis

Curtis16.5spoken final total
Ryan14spoken final total

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Within the recorded rounds · 12 recorded contributions

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Follow the round structure (2)

Round 1: five turns each

Curtis and Ryan alternate ten turns, with steals and English rereadings. A mistakenly read animal question during Ryan’s clothing turn is replaced, then reused in Curtis’s next turn. Brad announces the round-end score as Curtis 8½, Ryan 2. The exact local award for the Juicy answer is not stated and cannot safely be reconstructed from that aggregate.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Curtis: sports — Hartford Whalers

The recording confirms a French question relating to the Hartford Whalers, with no English clarification. Its exact wording remains unrecovered. Curtis first says New England Whalers, revises to Hartford Whalers and receives two points. He credits Judge John Hodgman for the association.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Ryan: cults — an accepted substitution

The owner cannot recover the exact French question and confirms there is no English clarification; no translation is invented. Ryan answers “the Jonestown guys.” Brad substitutes Heaven’s Gate and accepts it, bringing the stated score level at two each. Acceptance is recorded without treating the two named groups as the same factual answer.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Curtis: food — no accepted answer

Curtis tries Coke with lime, then Squirt after the English rereading. Ryan guesses Original Coke. Ryan also gives the final guess, “Mellow yellow,” preserving owner wording. His attribution is confirmed by the owner’s explicit correction. Brad reveals Surge. The score remains 2–2.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Ryan: clothing — Marbury’s shoe line

After accidentally reading an animal question, Brad asks about the shoe line created by Stefan Marbury. Ryan identifies it only as Marbury’s shoe. Curtis’s “Surge shoes” steal is rejected. Brad reveals a brand transcribed “Starberry.” Neither player receives an announced point.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Curtis: animals — the half-point correction

Curtis requests the previously misread animal question and guesses pterodactyl. Ryan’s velociraptor steal is rejected. After the English prehistoric-shark question, Curtis answers what is transcribed “Megadon” and is accepted. Brad initially awards one point; Curtis challenges this, and it is corrected to half a point, making 2½–2.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Ryan: sports — where the Expos play

Ryan guesses Montreal Expos, then Winnipeg after the English question. Curtis offers Olympics, then Ottawa. Brad reveals the Washington Nationals. Both turns are rejected. This preserves the quiz’s recorded question and answer without checking present-day sports facts.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Curtis: cults — two countries

The question asks for the Order of the Solar Temple’s two main countries. Curtis jokes “Charles Manson and friends,” then gives Cambodia and Laos after the English wording. Ryan’s Israel-and-the-US answer is also rejected. Brad supplies France and Switzerland.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Ryan: animals — Curtis steals

The actual question is absent from the transcript. The owner cannot recover Brad’s French wording and confirms no English clarification; Ryan recalls hearing elephant and 10,000. His mastodon answer is rejected. Curtis offers woolly mammoth and is accepted. The group consults online summaries and one person admits searching the wrong comparison. The announced score becomes 4½–2.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Curtis: clothing — Juicy accepted

The recording identifies Curtis’s early answer as “Zap Brannigan,” the Futurama character, and Ryan’s steal as “Uggs,” preserving the owner’s wording. After Brad restates the question as an early-2000s velour tracksuit brand, Curtis answers “Juicy” and is accepted. The owner confirms no local point amount is explicitly stated; the stated half-point rule and later total do not settle that award.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Ryan: food — Curtis steals the McDLT

Ryan guesses the George burger for a McDonald’s product promoted by Jason Alexander. Curtis steals with McDLT and is accepted. They discuss its separate hot and cool compartments. Brad then announces Curtis 8½, Ryan 2; the local McDLT award is not separately stated.

Round 2: two timed English sets

Each player chooses two categories for the other. Each correct answer earns four points, with 30 seconds per set and two questions per category. The round is jokingly called the “tits round”; its expanded name varies in the transcript. Separate timed sets are displayed within the announced second round, without inventing a third competitive round.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Ryan: sports and cults — 12 points added

Curtis initially names cults and clothing, then changes the assignment to sports and cults. Ryan answers Baltimore for the Indianapolis Colts’ former city and Vancouver for the Memphis Grizzlies’ former city; each receives four points. His David Koresh answer begins “the DKNY group”; the recording identifies his continuation as “The starchilds” and confirms Brad…

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Curtis initially names cults and clothing, then changes the assignment to sports and cults. Ryan answers Baltimore for the Indianapolis Colts’ former city and Vancouver for the Memphis Grizzlies’ former city; each receives four points. His David Koresh answer begins “the DKNY group”; the recording identifies his continuation as “The starchilds” and confirms Brad supplies no correct-answer correction, saying “yep” and that six seconds remain. The source also records “That does not count”; no new local award is inferred. “Drink the Kool-Aid” is accepted for the final phrase question. Ryan earns 12 points for a total of 14; Brad briefly says 12 as the total, then corrects it to 14.

WHAT THEY BROUGHT

Curtis: clothing and animals — declared winner

Ryan assigns clothing and animals. Curtis gives the jeans-brand answer transcribed “Junko,” which is accepted for four points. “Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo” for FCUK is rejected. The recording identifies Curtis’s final answer as “Sabertooth tiger” and notes that Brad repeatedly struggled to pronounce “canine.” Brad accepts it and declares the time finished. Someone disputes whether it was in time, and Brad says there was still time. The announced final score is Curtis 16½ to Ryan 14.

The segment is recorded; individual answers are not available in this archive entry.