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marry, kill, or in flagrante delicto

The hosts assign breakfast cereals to three comic choice categories.

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A Man, a Plan, and a Gal: Julia ↗

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Game / activity

marry, kill, or in flagrante delicto

How this one works

Setup and instructions
  1. So, since Julia is such a cereal fan choosing an overeating bird,
  2. marry: eat it every day for the rest of our lives; kill: never eat it again; one more time: have it just one more wonderful time
Context and recorded outcome
  1. Title: marry, kill, or in flagrante delicto Activity premise: So, since Julia is such a cereal fan choosing an overeating bird, Activity description: each of us is going to be assigned some cereals Rules: marry: eat it every day for the rest of our lives; kill: never eat it again; one more time: have it just one more wonderful time Interaction mode: assigned options with primary answers and peer preferences Adjudication method: presenter and peer preferences Full setup context: Well, now we're going to play a game of marry, kill, or in flagrante delicto. Oh, yeah. I'm still annoyed that you messed up the order just to make that joke. So, since Julia is such a cereal fan choosing an overeating bird, so what we're going to do is each of us is going to be assigned some cereals, and then we have to choose whether we will eat it every day for the rest of our lives, whether we will never eat it again, or whether we will have it just one more wonderful time. Okay. Are we supposed to comment on that? Sounds great. Obviously, that's a thing people do. Makes tons of sense. Final phrase attribution: Who introduces and explains the marry, kill, or in flagrante delicto cereal game?: Curtis

RESULT STATUS

This one was not a competition.

Reviewed record explicitly identifies a noncompetitive activity.

What was recorded

What everyone brought to the table · 1 recorded contribution

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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game wrap

Ending or payoff: Well, this has been a worthwhile endeavor talking about cereal. I formally apologize to the listeners. Activity description: I don't think... I mean, yeah, I didn't pick those things, but sure. No, you did not. Yeah, but you said you would have fucked Trix if you realized that it was a fruit cereal. I would have killed it. Sorry, I killed.…

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Ending or payoff: Well, this has been a worthwhile endeavor talking about cereal. I formally apologize to the listeners. Activity description: I don't think... I mean, yeah, I didn't pick those things, but sure. No, you did not. Yeah, but you said you would have fucked Trix if you realized that it was a fruit cereal. I would have killed it. Sorry, I killed. Sorry. Yeah, you just told me the whole thing. Well, whatever. Well, this has been a worthwhile endeavor talking about cereal. I formally apologize to the listeners.

Preserved source round labels (1)

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Round sequence: 1 Activity request: each of us is going to be assigned some cereals Method: successive option sets within the shared cereal assignment task

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Curtis

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Here are your three options, Curtis.
Question / challenge

Prompt: Here are your three options, Curtis. Prompt item: Fruity Pebbles Cinnamon Toast Crunch corn pops

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  • Respondent: Curtis
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RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Whoa, wait, is, is, is Cinnamon Toast Crunch not, like, one of those super sugary cereals?

Choice: kill: Fruity Pebbles; one more time: corn pops; marry: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Answer qualification: but mixing it with milk? No thank you. I, I want to say they're not that interesting, so I'll, I'll do them once. I don't, I don't care about my body. Question: Whoa, wait, is, is, is Cinnamon Toast Crunch not, like, one of those super sugary cereals? Response context: I think it's hard to tell when I messed up the board. There were two other things. Response status: selection reaffirmed

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  • Respondent: Curtis

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Response or selection: I want to flip flops, Fruity Pebbles, and Corn Pop. Choice: marry: Cinnamon Toast Crunch; one more time: Fruity Pebbles; kill: corn pops Submission type: volunteered peer preference Final phrase attribution: Who volunteers the first preference to swap Fruity Pebbles and Corn Pops?: Brad

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Choice: marry: corn pops Answer qualification: Corn pops would be the only one I would consider for, for marriage, and, uh, I assume it's kind of bland, is it not? Submission type: volunteered peer preference Final phrase attribution: Who says Corn Pops is the only option they would consider for marriage?: Curtis

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Participant cited: Brad(ley)

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What was the right answer?
Question / challenge

Prompt: What was the right answer? Response context: Brad, you threw this one out there. Final phrase attribution: Who asks Brad for his own preferred answer to the first cereal set?: Ryan

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Choice: marry: Cinnamon Toast Crunch; one more time: Fruity Pebbles; kill: corn pops Answer qualification: I, I, I would have gone with, uh, Mary's Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Adjudication: The answers are terrible. I think you've made a huge mistake. You should have fucked Fruity Pebbles. It's okay to marry either, either other one and kill the other one off. Final phrase attribution: Who says they would choose Fruity Pebbles for the one-more-time option?: Ryan Preference speaker: Ryan

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Participant cited: Ryan

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Well, Ryan, I think it's my turn to assign you some cereals.
Question / challenge

Prompt: Well, Ryan, I think it's my turn to assign you some cereals. Prompt item: Special K Honey Bunches of Oats Cheerios Answer qualification: I thought we were going to each name our own things, and we're going to be assigning them, so I decided to change it up in the moment, and when I changed it up in the moment, I couldn't only remember, for some reason,…

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Prompt: Well, Ryan, I think it's my turn to assign you some cereals. Prompt item: Special K Honey Bunches of Oats Cheerios Answer qualification: I thought we were going to each name our own things, and we're going to be assigning them, so I decided to change it up in the moment, and when I changed it up in the moment, I couldn't only remember, for some reason, those ones I could remember. Confirmed overlap: text: Yeah. Yeah.; speakerSequence: Brad Ryan; timingPrecision: shared source envelope only Final phrase attribution: What cereal is actually named as the second option in Ryan’s set, transcribed as Honey, butchers of oats?: Honey bunches of oats Resolution second option wording: Honey bunches of oats

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Choice: one more time: Special K; kill: Cheerios; marry: Honey Bunches of Oats Answer qualification: I think Special K is the most exciting one, so I guess I'll fuck it. I might as well get the one that has more, like, texture difference. This was such a confusing three to throw at me.

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Participant cited: Brad(ley)

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Well, I want to hear Brad's stance, because, I mean, it's an impossible question, but you got to answer it.
Question / challenge

Prompt: Well, I want to hear Brad's stance, because, I mean, it's an impossible question, but you got to answer it. Final phrase attribution: Who asks Brad for his stance on Ryan’s cereal set?: Ryan

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Choice: kill: Special K; marry: Honey Bunches of Oats; one more time: Cheerios Answer qualification: I'm not trying to go to the bathroom all day long.

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Choice: kill: Special K; one more time: Honey Bunches of Oats; marry: Cheerios Answer qualification: The correct answers were, so, kill Special K, because I don't know what that is. I would fuck Honey Bunch of the Votes, because I've never had them, but they sound very exotic. Cheerios are safe and boring, so I'm gonna marry that one. Submission type: presenter preference reveal

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  • Respondent: Curtis

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feedback2

Adjudication: That is easily the most boring three you could go. You'd handle that horribly. You picked so boring, it could be either one.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Brad(ley)

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Brad, you've got the flavor profile of the child, so I'll give you some good ones.
Question / challenge

Prompt: Brad, you've got the flavor profile of the child, so I'll give you some good ones. Prompt item: Trix cereal Honeycomb cereal Reese's Puffs cereal

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Choice: marry: Reese's Puffs; one more time: Trix cereal; kill: Honeycomb Answer qualification: Every day, every day.

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I want to hear your whys as you go through them.
Question / challenge

Prompt: I want to hear your whys as you go through them. Final phrase attribution: Who asks Brad to explain his reasons as he makes each choice?: Ryan

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Participant cited: Ryan

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What do you mean it's simple and easy? What does that mean?
Question / challenge

Question: What do you mean it's simple and easy? What does that mean? Final phrase attribution: Who asks what Brad means by simple and easy?: Ryan

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a3why

I mean, Reese's Puffs, of the three you just said, is the most delicious. I love peanut butter. I love chocolates. You don't necessarily need to have with milk. You can just eat the Trix. Honeycomb is fine. But, you know, Trix are for kids. And I'm a big kid.

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Participant cited: Curtis

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You have to take a shot, Curtis. Answer the question, motherfucker.
Question / challenge

Prompt: You have to take a shot, Curtis. Answer the question, motherfucker. Final phrase attribution: Who asks Curtis to take a shot at the third cereal set?: Ryan

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Choice: kill: Honeycomb; one more time: Trix; marry: Reese's Puffs cereal Answer qualification: I regret not killing them. The idea of a fruit flavored cereal just seems weird to me. And I will have some dry sex with those tricks. Because, I mean, peanut butter and chocolate.

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Participant cited: Ryan

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You said for the fruity pebbles, you don't like that it mixes with milk. Is it the same issue here?
Question / challenge

Question: You said for the fruity pebbles, you don't like that it mixes with milk. Is it the same issue here? Final phrase attribution: Who asks whether Curtis has the same fruit-and-milk problem with Trix?: Ryan

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Participant cited: Ryan

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All right, Ryan, how would you have answered your question?
Question / challenge

Prompt: All right, Ryan, how would you have answered your question? Final phrase attribution: Who asks Ryan how he would answer his own cereal set?: Brad

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Choice: marry: Reese's Puffs cereal; one more time: Honeycomb; kill: Trix Adjudication: Actually, Curtis was the closest. Answer qualification: Trix is surprisingly boring.

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Answer qualification: I mean, yeah, I didn't pick those things, but sure. I would have killed it. Sorry, I killed. Answer qualification state: counterfactual regret not replacement selection

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  • Participants: Curtis Ryan Brad
  • Facilitator: Curtis