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Enchanted España via snooker ball seance

The hosts suggest trip plans and consult an imagined Enchanted Snooker Ball about each approach.

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Enchanted España via snooker ball seance

Source excerpt ↗ 44:45

How this one works

How it works
  1. So I propose we plan a trip to Spain and try the Jamón Iberico.
  2. So anyway, we're going to take turns suggesting plans for this trip.
  3. And then the Enchanted Snooker Ball will tell each of us whether we will go along with that approach or not.
  4. It will be our snooker ball.
  5. Yeah, so you'll be able to click the checkbox, and it should automatically give you a new snooker.
Recorded activity context

So anyway, we're going to take turns suggesting plans for this trip.; And then the Enchanted Snooker Ball will tell each of us whether we will go along with that approach or not.

RESULT STATUS

The recorded result is unresolved.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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W1

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  • Ending or payoff: Well, that was a delicious ham and a delightful segment.

Follow the round structure (1)

So I propose we plan a trip to Spain and try the Jamón Iberico.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 46:13

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P01
Question / challenge

I would like us to go to Barcelona.

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  • Response context: Can we counter before we roll the Magic Snooker?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A01

I got Codswallop.; It's a bit dodgy.; I just got Baldrnich.; That's rubbish.; Don't be deaf.

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  • Adjudication: We all got the brush off on Barcelona.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 46:47

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P02
Question / challenge

Should we go to Pamplona?

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  • Response context: I was going to say the beach, but I want to go to the Running with the Bulls.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A02

Raito.; I got Raito as well.; I got Bob's your uncle.

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  • Adjudication: Well, I think we're going to Pamplona, boys.
  • Answer qualification: Bob's your uncle apparently means yes.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 47:56

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P03
Question / challenge

Should we meet in the States before we get to Pamplona?

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  • Response context: I'm in Chicago.; Ryan is in Columbus.; Brad is in Baltimore.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A03

Indubitably.; I got obviously you bloody loon.; Sorry, I was faffing about, which means maybe.

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  • Adjudication: A maybe and two yeses feels like we are definitely going to meet up in the States first.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 48:37

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P04
Question / challenge

Let's go somewhere we've never been, like Spokane.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A04

Respondent: Curtis; Text: You're taking the piss, mate.; Outlook is bullocks.; Obviously, you bloody loons are a strong yes, I think.

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  • Answer qualification: It's the equivalent of very doubtful.
  • Adjudication verdict: REJECTED

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 49:06

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P05
Question / challenge

What about Jacksonville?

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  • Response context: We can see a Jags game and then go to Spain.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A05

I got right-o.; Respondent: Brad; Text: I'm knackered up...; Quay...; Corrected readout for: Brad; Text: It says, I'm knackered.; Cue up and ask again.; Respondent: Ryan; Text: Bob's your uncle.

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  • Answer qualification: It is a maybe, yeah.
  • Adjudication: We have to go to fucking Jacksonville?

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 49:54

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P06
Question / challenge

Are we getting pool seats for the game?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A06

Hey, Snooker is chuffed to tell me yes.; I got that too.; I got, obviously, you bloody loon.

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  • Adjudication verdict: ACCEPTED
  • Answer qualification: It's not poolside.; It's in the pool.

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P07
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  • Raw prompt: I should ask if we're going to take the airport.
  • Prompt proposition: Oh, the airplane?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A07

Oh, I got have a cuppa and try again.; All signs, points, a cheerio, carry on.; I said bugger off, which is a maybe because it doesn't know what you're talking about.; Sorry, I was faffing about maybe.; I got bugger off.; I also got bugger off.

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  • Answer qualification: Initial ballot: two maybes and a yes; distinct from the later retry.
  • Adjudication: So we can't do the plane.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 51:02

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P08
Question / challenge

I want us to rely on our ability to boat.

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  • Prompt item: We should take a sailboat.
  • Response context: Like a cruise ship.; I was thinking we'd do like a cutter, you know, like one of those-; We haven't settled the airplane issue.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A08

Outlook is bollocks.; The situation remains a bit of a muddle.; Cods bollock.; It's a bit dodgy.

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  • Answer qualification: No, that's a no.; Mine's a maybe, which ours sounded the same.; Mine's a no, so we're not taking-
  • Adjudication: Yeah, I think that's out.; I think Snooker didn't like that.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 52:03

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P09
Question / challenge

We get up in a hot air balloon and then we hang glide out of the hot air balloon across the ocean.

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  • Response context: Hold on, Ryan, because I Googled it and it says St. John's Bluff with an elevation of roughly 56 feet above sea level is the highest natural point in Duval County, Florida.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A09

I got a righto.; I got a most assuredly, governor.; I got a maybe.

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  • Adjudication: So we're taking a hot air balloon and then hang gliding from the highest point we can get in the hot air balloon to Pamplona.
  • Answer qualification: We're taking a hot air balloon just to get the elevation.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 53:16

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P10
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  • Raw prompt: Did we land in the sink?
  • Prompt proposition: You just asked if we landed in water.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A10

I landed on your taking the piss, mate, but both were no.; Well, I actually went to a yes to a maybe.; I got booger off.; I started with righto and switched to a bugger off.; Oh, I got a maybe.; Sorry, I was faffing about.; I got bugger off again.; Bob's your uncle, which is a yes.; Outlook is bollocks.; I got outlook is bollocks.; You're taking the piss, mate.

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  • Answer qualification: Oh, you double rolled.; Should we do a third roll?; One more time.
  • Adjudication: Three solid no's.; We are not landing in the drink.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 54:20

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P11
Question / challenge

Should we land in Spain?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A11

All signs point to cheerio.; Carry on.; That's rubbish.; Don't be daft.; Have a couple and try again.; Cod swallow up.; It's a bit dodgy.; Most assuredly, governor.; Respondent: Brad; Text: I got a no as well.; That's rubbish.; Don't be daft.

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  • Answer qualification: Three different ones.; Meaning the idea is a bit dodgy.; And it's a no.
  • Adjudication: We are not in Spain.
  • Response context: Okay, so we're on probably an island or we hit Africa.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 55:20

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P12
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  • Prompt proposition: What if we hit Portugal?
  • Raw prompt: All right, where are we in Portugal?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A12

Most assuredly, governor.; You're taking the piss, mate.; Most assuredly, governor.

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  • Adjudication: Yes.; Portugal's great.

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P13
Question / challenge

What we should do in your reference, Ryan, I think the minute we get to Portugal,; we should just start blasting Portugal the man and see if that makes us popular or the; opposite of popular.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A13

Outlook is bollocks.; All signs point to Cheerio Carry On.; Respondent: Brad; Text: You're taking the piss out of me.; Sorry, you're taking the piss, mate.

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  • Answer qualification: Brad, tiebreaker again.; I had a yes, you had a no.; I think Brad had a no.
  • Adjudication: So we're not going to just play Portugal the man in Portugal.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 56:32

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P14
Question / challenge

Well, do we have our phones?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A14

That's rubbish.; Don't be daft.; That's rubbish.; Don't be daft.; I got another outlook as bollocks, so we do not have our phones.

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  • Adjudication: we do not have our phones.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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Buskwrap
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  • Answer qualification: It looks like the hat's kind of floating on your arm.; I watched a two and a half minute video today.; I know how to do it perfectly.; I was thinking it was the one with the ball and the three cups.
  • Adjudication: Given the state of the three of ours busking abilities, I think that that's the right answer.; Well, didn't matter.; Didn't work.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 59:24

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P18
Question / challenge

Did you get hotel money?

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  • Response context: So we've got a tiny bit of spending money.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 59:35
A18

Have a cuppa and try again.; You're taking my piss, mate.; Sorry.; I was faffing about.; Outlook is bollocks.; Outlook is bollocks.; Balderdash.; It's gone pear-shaped, which is definitely no.

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  • Answer qualification: That's two maybes.; Let's ask again.
  • Adjudication verdict: REJECTED

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P20
Question / challenge

So let's find out if I can land a sugar daddy.

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  • Answer qualification: This is one of those guys who's just sort of lonely, wants a companion.
  • Response context: Hitchhike.; I think you just get a taxi and then just when you get there, don't pay them and just run; fast.; I'm going the third route.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

A20

Bob's your uncle.

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  • Adjudication: I'm now comforting a sad, sad man for money.
  • Final state summary: I have a phone now because my sugar daddy gave me one, but I don't know how you guys...
  • Response context: How am I going to get in touch with you?

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Theft

Maybe we steal their laptop.; And then we could AIM message Curtis.

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Pdistractplan
Question / challenge

What are you going to do to distract them?

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Ddistractplan

I'm going to trip and hurt my knee and then crawl around on the floor a lot.; And I'm going to do my Brad impression.

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P21
Question / challenge

Well, let's find out if they were distracted first.

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  • Response context: I will be the distractor.; I'm stealing the laptop.

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A21

Cotswallop.; It's a bit dodgy, which is a no.

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  • Adjudication: They're not distracted.
  • Result qualification: We can't just ask the eight ball if you succeeded because we know that the distraction; didn't work.

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P22
Question / challenge

Was he able to extract the laptop?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

A22

All signs pointed.; Cheerio.; Carry on.

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  • Adjudication: You were able to get the laptop.; It's in your hands.
  • Result qualification: But because you failed to distract them, Ryan, you're now in a chase situation.

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Preaction
Question / challenge

Brad, what would your reaction be?

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  • Response context: Before we ask, I just want to clarify, talk them out of it and go away scot-free or talk; them out of it and somehow keep their laptop?; I have not given an option.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Ddenyplan

I'd say, what are you talking about?; I don't have anything.; I'd be like, sorry, this is mine.

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  • Answer qualification: Why are you holding the laptop?; So, your plan is to deny, deny, deny.; Yeah.

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Phelp
Question / challenge

Ryan, are you helping him in any way at this point?; Are you pretending you don't know him?

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Ahelp

I have to commit to this bit.; I have to, like, pretend like my knees hurt and I'm crawling around a lot.; I can't just give that up because they didn't buy it.

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Poutcome
Question / challenge

What do you think the outcome would be, Brad?

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P23
Question / challenge

Do they believe that you didn't steal their laptop that they see you're holding and saw; you take?

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A23

The odds are frightfully in your favor.

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  • Adjudication: Yes.
  • Ending or payoff: And again, I come to the rescue again.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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Theftwrap
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  • Adjudication method: Like, the fact that we're leaving this up to chance is brilliant.

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P24
Question / challenge

Can I convince him to give me a jet ride?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A24

Have a kappa and try again.

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  • Answer qualification: Does that mean I should come up with a different approach or I should ask the same question and; just shake it again?; Let's think of a second option.; Ask the same question.

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P25
Question / challenge

Let's try for a car service.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A25

All signs point to Cheerio.; Carry on.

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  • Adjudication verdict: ACCEPTED
  • Final state summary: You're meeting us outside of the ham shop.
  • Result qualification: I think he has to tag along.; I don't think we get to do it like a pure boys trip at this point, but I think it's a; small price to pay to be bankrolled here.

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Namesuggestion
Question / challenge

Is the ham store named Sir Ham-A-Lot?

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  • Response context: Well, I would say that the ham store is named The Situation Remains a Bit of a Muddle.

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P26
Question / challenge

I want the name to be Ramones Hamones.

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  • Answer qualification: I like the idea of using the magic eight ball to name the store, actually.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A26

That's rubbish.; Don't be daft.

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  • Adjudication verdict: REJECTED

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P27
Question / challenge

Mine's Hamon B. King.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A27

Hamon B. King

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  • Response: All right-o.
  • Adjudication: Well, lock it in, I guess.

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P28
Question / challenge

Did we enjoy a delicious jamon Iberico?

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  • Activity request: I think we should find out if we got a delicious, well-made, well-prepared meal or if we got a dud ham.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A28

All signs point to Cherio Carry On.; Sorry, I was faffing about.; I got right-o.

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  • Adjudication: Success.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 56:56
Rb

I think each of us should come up with something that we can busk for.

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  • Final state summary: Only one of us made money and it was Ryan pretending to move a hat around.

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Participant cited: Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 57:13

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Pbusk
Question / challenge

I think each of us should come up with something that we can busk for.; Let's each pick what we're going to do first.

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Srobot

Obviously, I could do the robot for hours and make so much money.

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Participant cited: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 57:47

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Shat

I watched a YouTube today about a girl who made a hat look kind of like it was floating on her arms.; I could do that.; I can do a hat trick.

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Smonty

I'll do a three card Monty.

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P15
Question / challenge

Let's start with the robot.; So Ryan, am I making money?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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A15

Bob's your uncle.; I got Outlook as Bullock.; Respondent: Ryan; Text: Cod Swallop.; It's a bit dodgy, which means no.

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  • Adjudication: So Brad didn't make any money.
  • Result qualification: Oh, so that's two no's.

RECORDED EXCHANGE

Participant cited: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 58:18

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Precallhat
Question / challenge

Ryan, what was yours?

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Participant cited: RyanSource excerpt ↗ 58:22

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P16
Question / challenge

Does Ryan make money?

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 58:26
A16

Bob's your uncle again.; Bob's your uncle.; You're taking the piss, mate.

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  • Adjudication: And you made some money.
  • Result qualification: So we're not broke.

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P17
Question / challenge

Let's find out if we have some wiggle room with our money or if we're kind of strapped.

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  • Prompt item: I'm going to do the three card Monty.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

Attribution unavailableSource excerpt ↗ 58:43
A17

Bugger off.; That's rubbish.; Sorry.; I was faffing about.; Maybe.; No, mine's a strong note.; Don't be daft.

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  • Adjudication: Only one of us made money and it was Ryan pretending to move a hat around.

RECORDED ANSWER / CHOICE

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Rt

Each of us is running along the train.

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  • Final state summary: Failed to board: Curtis; Boarded: Brad; Ryan

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P19
Question / challenge

Each of us is running along the train.; Am I, Curtis, going to get onto that train?

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  • Response context: No, we're going to do the hobo thing.; We're going to hop along.
Round context
  • Adjudication method: We have to get two positives for it to count.; I think the consensus eight ball is definitely the way to go.
  • Result qualification: And this time, if it's a split up, we're going to have to deal with it.
  • Final state summary: Success.
View source wording — how it was explained on the show
  • Activity premise: So I propose we plan a trip to Spain and try the Jamón Iberico.
  • Method: It will be our snooker ball.; Yeah, so you'll be able to click the checkbox, and it should automatically give you a new snooker.
  • Response context: I think it's out of production now, but I was able to order one on eBay and I thought we should test it out.