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Question: What is hysterical blindness? I think it's when you're so shocked by something that you go blind. Activity description: What? What? This puts a crimp on Marta's efforts to renew her green card and Kitty and Ben must appeal for an extension in her time limit. Later, they get locked in the library and almost share a kiss before rescue comes. What is hysterical blindness? I think it's when you're so shocked by something that you go blind. What happened to me? What was so shocking that you went blind? Meeting you. Boom, boom, boom. Beach. What? Why? I don't know. The joke just worked. That implies like I'm super good looking or something. Like, what do you mean? That's not what that means. Are you suggesting that Maris is super good looking? Is that your take? I don't know. I assume so. Okay. Just take it as a compliment that Brad went hysterically blind at your presence. No thanks. Final phrase attribution: Who asks What is hysterical blindness?: Ryan; Who explains hysterical blindness?: Curtis Question speaker: Ryan Answer speaker: Curtis

Title: Maris be damned Maris B. Domed. Submission type: reading third party episode premise discourseRole: reading third party fiction as transcribed; clauses: The servants are annoyed when Maris implements a swear jar in the mansion. Ben, in particular, shruggers to get through the day without dropping a few F-minus bombs in the kitchen, despite losing a quarter of each wall. Maris is using the money from the guard to pay off the parking tickets. The turtle who Maris hurt just deserts. Kate tells everyone of Maris' scheme, providing them a real reason to quit cursing. However, a visit from Maris' snotty friends presents them a greater challenge. Meanwhile, Marta realizes she can't identify curse words and asks Tommy to teach her them. Answer qualification: It's so unfair to the listener, because they'll think that Brad was mostly just reading it, because it is poorly written. But then he also shit at reading, and they won't know which one's which.

In the Google document, he just changed his name from Brad to Bradley. Why would you say F-minus bombs? By the way, I don't know if it's funny if we talk about these episode premises, or if reading them is enough. But I want to try it out. Response context: Ben, in particular, struggles to get through the day without dropping a few F-minus bombs in the kitchen. Activity description: Yes, Bradley does. Would like to read his. What? Sorry, I just had to make one change. Just a huge mistake. In the Google document, he just changed his name from Brad to Bradley. No, he just drew a penis. Did you see that? What? Put in four equal signs. Here we go. Maris B. Domed. The servants are annoyed when Maris implements a swear jar in the mansion. Ben, in particular, shruggers to get through the day without dropping a few F-minus bombs in the kitchen, despite losing a quarter of each wall. Why? What is wrong with you? Why would you say that? Why would you say F-minus bombs? Maris is using the money from the guard to pay off the parking tickets. Parking tickets. The turtle who Maris hurt just deserts. Kate tells everyone of Maris' scheme, providing them a real reason to quit cursing. However, a visit from Maris' snotty friends presents them a greater challenge. Why would you think this was a good idea? Meanwhile, Marta realizes she can't identify curse words and asks Tommy to teach her them. Oh, I've never been happier with my decision. It's so unfair to the listener, because they'll think that Brad was mostly just reading it, because it is poorly written. But then he also shit at reading, and they won't know which one's which. Oh, yeah. By the way, I don't know if it's funny if we talk about these episode premises, or if reading them is enough. I'm not sure. But I want to try it out. It's hard to talk about. There's a lot of characters we just don't know. I know. I mean, I think the hysterical blindness was the part that made me go, okay, this is worth sharing. That's funny enough. Ben, in particular, struggles to get through the day without dropping a few F-minus bombs in the kitchen. I don't know what to do with that. Get out of the kitchen, Ben. Final phrase attribution: Who asks Why would you say F-minus bombs?: Ryan; Who gives the feedback distinguishing poor writing from Brad’s reading?: Ryan Question speaker: Ryan Feedback speaker: Ryan

Title: The Ice Brother Cometh Submission type: reading third party episode premise discourseRole: reading third party fiction; clauses: The servants prepare for a visit from Maris' brother, Randall. They expect him to be a cold-hearted, demanding pest like Maris, but are pleased to find that he is very likable. Randall impresses the servants when he modernizes the staff room and gets a better union. However, Marta reveals that she always thought Maris didn't have any brothers or sisters. It is soon apparent that Randall has only come to distract everyone while Maris slashes their paychecks. Paychecks and moves their accounts offshore. Ben is elected to lead a strike against Maris with the union Randall provided. The servants enjoy goofing off around the mansion, but stubborn Maris refuses to listen to their demands or take on any of their chores herself. Everyone is disgusted by Marta's betrayal when her impulsive desire to clean gets the best of her. Ben struggles with his new leadership duties and tries to come up with a speech to boost everyone's morale. While Maris's negotiation tactics grow considerably worse.

Adjudication: I didn't really get a vibe of who the Ice Brother is. But then, why on earth would her plan to distract them involve unionizing them? Why is he Ice Brother? Answer qualification: But Maris is considered a very cold person, I think. So Ice Brother. Notable events: Spoiler jail. You're in the penalty box. Activity description: All right, my episode is called The Ice Brother Cometh. Can't imagine where they got that name from. The servants prepare for a visit from Maris' brother, Randall. They expect him to be a cold-hearted, demanding pest like Maris, but are pleased to find that he is very likable. Randall impresses the servants when he modernizes the staff room and gets a better union. However, Marta reveals that she always thought Maris didn't have any brothers or sisters. It is soon apparent that Randall has only come to distract everyone while Maris slashes their paychecks. I don't think that's how that word's spelled. I think he's British. Oh, okay. Paychecks and moves their accounts offshore. Ben is elected to lead a strike against Maris with the union Randall provided. The servants enjoy goofing off around the mansion, but stubborn Maris refuses to listen to their demands or take on any of their chores herself. Everyone is disgusted by Marta's betrayal when her impulsive desire to clean gets the best of her. Her. This is not at all. Ben struggles with his new leadership duties and tries to come up with a speech to boost everyone's morale. While Maris's negotiation tactics grow considerably worse. Oh my gosh. I didn't really get a vibe of who the Ice Brother is. Yeah. It doesn't seem like the Ice Brother comes. Best I can tell, it sounded like the point of him coming was to distract while Maris stole their money. But then, why on earth would her plan to distract them involve unionizing them? Why is that good for her? Why is that a good idea? I don't know. No idea. Yeah. Why is he Ice Brother? That just didn't make sense. Not if it made sense. I mean, it doesn't make sense. Just as a story we're unfamiliar with. I think, I don't know if you've... I know you haven't clocked this yet, but I don't know if you've been exposed to this yet. But Maris is considered a very cold person, I think. So Ice Brother. Like, brother to the ice. Oh, we have not clocked that yet. Spoiler jail. Oh, yeah. You're in the penalty box. Oh, no. My bad. So super spoiler. I don't know what to do with it, but super spoiler. Final phrase attribution: Who objects that the distraction plan involves unionizing the staff?: Curtis Objection speaker: Curtis