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special guest · clockphobic co-host · a man who will do literally anything a radio host tells him to · It's Lawrence Batmazian
The games, the premises, and what everyone brought to the table.
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Sometimes those connections can lead to very strong feelings. In this episode, a deranged lunatic realized that kicking made him feel fear because it reminded him of armpits. So with that in mind, I've put together a list of items, proverbial verbal inkblot tests to help you discover how you feel about things you may or may not have thought about. However, I…
Sometimes those connections can lead to very strong feelings. In this episode, a deranged lunatic realized that kicking made him feel fear because it reminded him of armpits. So with that in mind, I've put together a list of items, proverbial verbal inkblot tests to help you discover how you feel about things you may or may not have thought about. However, I don't have any time for any wishy-washy bullshit. So when I present an item to you, it will be your job to tell me if you love it, hate it, or you feel totally indifferent to it. None of this, well, I kind of like it on Sundays after yoga, like none of that crap. You either love it, hate it, or are totally indifferent to it. It's also important to note that this is not a game of self-discovery. It's a game of points. Each of you will be assigned one feeling. And as an emotionally repressed Irish lad myself, I hate feelings. So the winner will be whoever's feelings is chosen the least. Golf rule style. So, Lawrence, since you know me the least, you get to choose which feeling you want. Love, hate, or indifferent. Choose the feeling that you think will be represented the least amongst your collective three answers. What? You lost me around golf ball style. Yeah, I know. It's sports. I'm sorry.
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Winner: Laurence
What everyone brought to the table · 38 recorded exchanges
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Lima. Lima. All right. Brad, we'll start with you this time. The show, the office. Lima.
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Lima. All right. Bradley? Uniform. When I think of bats, I'm not like so enthused. I love weird animals, but bats don't do it for me.
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Uniform. When I think of bats, I'm not like so enthused. I love weird animals, but bats don't do it for me. I'm also not a bat guy.
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What up? Chocolate. Uniform. Interesting. That's psychotic. What do you mean?
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Lima, it makes me sound coherent. Oh. Why don't you ever use it for the show, though? Do you think we could get an AI to replace you?
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Uniform. I thought I was the middle. I assumed I knew your answer. Sorry, I skipped you.
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What did you assume I was? Uh, I assumed you were Oscar. No, no, I'm a uniform. Uh, what was yours, Brad? Uniform, absolutely. This podcast is proudly anti-war and not afraid to say it.
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Uniform, absolutely. This podcast is proudly anti-war and not afraid to say it. That is the first thing you guys all agreed on, actually. Yeah, 100%. That's pretty fun.
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Oh, yeah, that was because I was thinking of the show, The Office. Yes. Okay, good. So far, it's going pretty smooth. You guys have figured it out, but you're getting a little too comfortable with your emotions.
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Ulceritis. Lawrence? I got lost. Ulceritis. That's, I think, the one I want. Another one you guys all agree on.
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Osteoporosis. Yeah. Yeah. Brad? Osteoporosis. You don't know why?
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Osteoporosis. You don't know why? Because you guys are just saying whatever the last person said? I was thinking of religious revivals. What were you thinking of Bradley?
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I was thinking of musical revivals that never were as good. I didn't think you guys would think the show revivals, but okay. Fair enough. You've all got thoughts.
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Laryngitis. Lawrence? Now are we talking Portland, Oregon or Portland, Maine? As always, we'll not specify. Oh, I'm sorry. You can choose whichever one you want, though.
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Osteoporosis. Osteoporosis. I think he was hoping one of us was going to say the wrong thing. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. All right, Lawrence.
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Laryngitis. Brandlich? Osteritis. I love all religions. Okay. Don't have to...
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Is the word Brad? No, the word's... Oh, you know what? Yes, the word's going to be Brad. Switching it up. Mid-game.
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No, the word's... Oh, you know what? Yes, the word's going to be Brad. Switching it up. Mid-game. Osteorosis.
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Osteorosis.
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Oh, laryngitis. Laryngitis. No, we need to hash this out. It's delicious. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I've never been there. So that's why I love it. I assume it's going to be great because it's not Baltimore. Yeah. You can go, man. You can go visit us.
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Let's hear this bullshit. I said it already. I love all religions. Okay. What do you love about Buddhism? I love all religions equally.
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Operation. Lawrence? Operation. All right, Lawrence, how do you feel about Purell? Operation? Curt?
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Uno. I'm indifferent. Uno. I liked it in 2020, but you get over that quickly. Bradley? How do you feel about gambling?
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How do you feel about gambling? Oh, come on. Operation. Life. I hate it. Oh, Curtis, you're not supposed to give it away.
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Lagrange as a former employee. Okay. Curt? I don't want to, but I think it's an Orte. Mixed up again. Oh, fantastic.
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I don't want to, but I think it's an Orte. Mixed up again. Oh, fantastic.
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I watch a lot of Star Trek, so aliens are cool. So I'm going to say Orte. Interesting. Brad? Orte. Lawrence?
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Orte. Lawrence? Orte? All right, Lawrence, how do you feel about aliens? Oh, oh. Oh, Umbra.
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Lagrange, mostly because I am one. Okay. Curt? I'm going to go Umbra, too, despite what I said literally last round. That's confusing.
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I'm going to go Umbra, too, despite what I said literally last round. That's confusing.
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Oh, Umbra. Fuck that noise. Brad? Umbra. No, no, no, no, Umbra. Not Umbra.
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Umbra. No, no, no, no, Umbra. Not Umbra. No, no, no, no. Orte? Lawrence?
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Orte. Curt? Orte all the weight. First agreeance in a while. Good work, guys. All right, I don't know if this is clear.
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Orte all the weight. First agreeance in a while. Good work, guys. All right, I don't know if this is clear. I clearly wrote this in your lunch.
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You know what? Umbra. I mean, it's fucking pointless. Brad? Lagrange, because it's pointless. Wait, how is it pointless?
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Lagrange, because it's pointless. Wait, how is it pointless? Lawrence? Have you had it? It's your turn to weigh in. Orte.
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Orte. This is Lagrange. Never seen the film. What? What? I guess we've got our new movie for the summer to watch.
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Yeah, I thought that'd be tougher for you. Especially Curt, who has like no memory, was on top of it all over the place. Well, here's the problem.
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I like Purell.
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Oh, my God.
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Uno.
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You know what?
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There is two of them.
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Yeah, I thought that'd be tougher for you.
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All right, Curt, how do you feel about unalienable rights? · I watch a lot of Star Trek, so aliens are cool.
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All right, Lawrence, how do you feel about aliens? · Oh, oh.
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I'm going to go Umbra, too, despite what I said literally last round. · That's confusing.
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Have you had it? · It's your turn to weigh in.
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tell us what to expect next week when we cover the previous episode.
Awful hearing me, Toronto
Source excerpt ↗ 1:08:49–1:08:53So for myself, Ryan, Brad, and Lawrence, awful hearing me, Toronto.
Predictions as made on the podcast—not claims about what actually happens.
Looking ahead
It's season two
Their next-episode predictions · 9 recorded contributions
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Fraser gets Olivia's sister confused with somebody he used to date and ends up asking her out again.
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But she thinks it's for the first time and he thinks it's for the second time.
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And they go to a weird French restaurant and she's really into him.
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But Fraser is confused the whole time.
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So it doesn't work out.
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Because he thinks about a girl that is not her the whole time.
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I really wonder how they portray that in a script.
PREDICTION
Yeah, walk us through it a little bit.
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No, you'll have to find out in the next episode.
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